Just curious…
How much would it cost to have Christopher Walken officiate our wedding?
We are no longer standing on the shoulders of giants; we are crowd surfing on a sea of giants with no fear of falling. This will be our end.
Chuck, on the topic of I’m being completely fucking serious (via chuckhistory)
Horton Hears a Who! tramp stamps are on the rise again! We have to stop this before it gets started!
People never take me seriously when I am being serious, but often take me seriously when I am not being serious. It is a serious problem.
Chuck, on the topic of Yahoo Serious (via chuckhistory)
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THAT IS A TARGET NAMETAG
(Source: caughtbythehalfmoon)
Shower Sequence
I take longer to get ready. Therefore, I take the first shower. This is simple but important math. If you interrupt this order without warning, you run the risk of throwing the entire universe out of alignment.
